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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 00:21

What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

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Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Octopussy

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